The Trials of Working from Home

My former coworkers are jealous that I got a home-based transcription job. They act like saving hundreds of dollars in gas is so great. They think I'm at some kind of advantage because now I get an easy 8 hours' sleep a night. People seem to love the idea of never even meeting the boss.

Well, I have to set them straight because, believe me, working from home is not all it's cracked up to be. Just this morning, when I took off my slipper to turn on the computer with my toe, my foot got a chill! And I had to hurry up and put the slipper back on! See, it's time people learned these ugly truths.